Penelope Strange is a former newspaper reporter who toured a slaughterhouse, watched open heart surgery on a cadaver, and exposed a fraudulent church run by a family of felons. She texts in AP Style and believes there is no problem a fresh batch of sausage gravy can’t fix.
You can contact Penelope at TheStrangePen@hussymag.com. Ask her why she moved to California. The long version involves porn.
